Of course this is not the best day for his truck to pack it in..............I have an assignment for quilt guild on Monday as well as two appointments that I must keep plus I will probably have to drive him to work and pick him up in the evening........I do not really like afternoon traffic between Prescott and Prescott Valley. Most people treat it like it is really the Daytona 500 but there are no cheering crowds to fete those who beat it across the line before the light turns red!!!!!
So here goes with the "Aging" musings from my friend.
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell
phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I
can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what
they call blue teeth, I think.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized
that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when
you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired
to bounce it.'
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and
call it 'Pumping Rust'.
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your
chest is falling into your drawers!
When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh,
When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh,
have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for
company!'
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write,
'A Good Doctor'!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me.
They were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
Gentle Thoughts for Today -
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good
friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble..
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'
together it spells 'Theirs...'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up
or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young
is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over
my mouth...